L. Luallen, R. Tillman, G. William
- There's a little miss I'd love to kiss
but listen close and hear me,
she's not my only love, I have another love
and she'll just have to share me.
Boys, she's five feet tall, high heels and all
and she already knows
she has some competition in the composition
of a polka on an old banjo.
Chorus:
Polka on the banjo, make them five strings hot,
polka on the banjo, here before I've got,
polka on the banjo, watch them fingers go,
I want a song I guess, the one that I love best
is a polka on an old banjo.
- And when they start the band she takes me by the hand
and I begin to swing her
she know I never miss a chance to steal a kiss
or dance a polka with her.
I don't speak a word once I have heard
the song that I love so.
She's caught in the middle, she plays a second fiddle
to a polka on an old banjo.